Count by Two's

Why, hello, there.

I've started to list some new items in my store. From the description:

Hey, it's Mattson Studio's new series of two-tone paintings!

*Is that right?

Yes, that's correct.

*Well, what's the scoop?

Pure awesomeness.

*Yeah, but you know, for real.

Oh, um, well, these are roughly 6.25" square, with rounded corners, and they involve two things, two words, and you know, basically two colors. And paint, and pencil, and staining, and sandpaper-ing. And faces on things, that, you know, shouldn't have faces. Like the usual Mattson kinda-stuff. Oh, and they're on wood, and they look rad together, or separate, and they're all ready for hanging, with hooks, and painted edges, and all that.

*Fair enough.

Oh! And I ship, to, you know, the whole planet, but, if you live, say, in Finland, you can send me a message, and I'll make sure to quote you a shipping rate, like, right away. You know, to Finland. Or wherever. I like the whole planet.

*Is your name thingy on the real painting? Like on the front there?

No, that's just an internet thing. It is signed, though.

*By whom?

What do you mean, by whom? By me, the artist.

*Is that it?

I guess so. Thanks.

*Swell.

Link.